No explanation for Drumpf’s portrait painted over God’s
Pope Frances acknowledged the truth of the rumors that Michelangelo’s historic painting of God and Adam has been replaced with a painting of U.S. President Donald J. Drumpf throwing money at GOP Senators. The painting was revealed to the world only hours before Drumpf told reporters that the painting was the real Sistine Chapel painting.
According to White House sources the Smithsonian’s “free-lance but totally expert consultants” declared the work “200 percent authentic.”
Vatican spokesman Ada Loes told reporters that a maintenance crew claimed to have authorization from the Pope to close the chapel to the public earlier this week. This morning, when the chapel was opened, visitors were astonished to see Drumpf’s face in the same place where God’s had been before.
The White House claims Smithsonian consultants were notified as soon as the older painting was discovered “miraculously” underneath the more famous work. According to White House sources the Smithsonian’s “free-lance but totally expert consultants” declared the work “200 percent authentic.”
Does said the Vatican disputes this finding and considers the painting “a complete fraud and historically obscene act of vandalism.”
FOX News reporters at the Vatican suggested that the vandalism charges might be a cover up because “everyone in the world knows your Liberal abortion loving Pope hates Drumpf.” When asked why the Drumpf administration would orchestrate such a fraud, the Pope reportedly said off-the-record, “You know him as well as I do. The deeper he sinks in the shit, the bigger the distractions he orchestrates. He must suspect he’s really deep in it now.”